* All things being equal, fat people use more soap.
* Always tell the truth, even when you lie.
* Every year more than 2500 left handed people are killed from using right handed products.
* 2 Cool, but hey, I ain't no fool!
* I love cats...they taste just like chicken
* Ever stop to think, and forget to start again?
* Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
* Nothing is fool-proof to a sufficiently talented fool.
* Reality is the only obstacle to happiness.
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